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KMAAFOB

Used as a widely felt sentiment when someone is aggressively and illegally tailgating you in traffic.

Oh look, the guy tailgating me to the next red light is close enough to kiss my ass and fuck off bitch (KMAAFOB).
by AIMLOCK January 1, 2026
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kmskmskms

abbreviation for "kill my self" typed three times in a row. usually means that you are crashing out so bad that you resorted to typing "kms" three times in hopes of expressing truly how bad the crash out is. sending prayers to you.
happy person: how are u?
crash out person: I have so much to do kmskmskms
onika: burgers
by aqlpaqlp January 14, 2026
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KMS kmt kma KMN KM kmf KMP kmc kmkmwyecwtyhs kmac

Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache
"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"
by anonymous sam January 10, 2009
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lemme kms

These are 2 words which are shortening the phrase let me kill myself
Example:
A guy is standing on a chair in his room with a noose around his neck. Then his mom walks into the room and screams at him to get. He does what she said but angrily says:
- ffs(for fucks sake) mum lemme kms already!!

In this scenario it would have to be a story cuz one can't of course not hear it's meant to be a shortening !!
by MajesticGrandpa February 13, 2017
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Mi'kmaq

A school subject about the native indians of Canada, taught by an amazing teacher who is chill as fuck. It's usually an open book course and the class of the day were you will spend the whole period on your phone or talking with the teacher and friends.
"I didn't know your grandfather is native?"
"Yes, he's Mi'kmaq."
by theresa1111 January 16, 2018
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uh_kmao

A hot guy that likes to say everything is mid
Dude1:yo everthing is mid
Dude2:stop acting like uh_kmao
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uh_kmao

A really sexy mf who says mid a lot
Dude 1: everything is mid
Dude 2: stop acting like @uh_kmao
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