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KMAAFOB
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Kiss
My Ass
And Fuck Off
Bitch
Used as a widely felt sentiment when someone is aggressively and illegally tailgating you in traffic.
Oh look, the
guy
tailgating me to the
next
red
light
is close enough to kiss my ass and fuck off bitch (KMAAFOB).
KMAAFOB
by
AIMLOCK
January 1, 2026