The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

by ReconFreak May 23, 2022

Octopus kisses

Are small love peck of lipstick left by ones anus.

Bro! Chris passed out last night and woke up with octopus kisses all over his face.

by DirtyDub! July 2, 2021

dolphin kisses

When you take a poop in a fresh porta potty and the blue water splashes your butthole.

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.

by SlipperySlippers August 13, 2019

Oconto kiss

The act of pressing buttholes together and sending a fart from one butt to another.

"Big Michael smells weird today"

"That's because he got oconto kissed all night at the bachelor party last night"

by Big Earl two April 19, 2019

Winter's Kiss

Ejaculating into a guys butthole, after which he sits on your face and you eat your own cum out his arse.

"That Winter's Kiss wouldn't have been possible if i hadn't blue balled myself for 2 weeks"

by Aladrosa August 16, 2018

Killa kiss

A kiss that will paralyze its receiver

I am helpless when she gives me that killa kiss

by Killa kisss September 16, 2016

Emo kiss

The act of emo couples slitting their partners wrist for them

Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear that Jennifer and Caleb emo kissed last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, that shit is weird as hell.”

by Sp0rgus July 5, 2022