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Movie-Jump

def: (v.) The action of watching a movie you payed for in a theater then, after the movie is done, walk into another theater without paying.
Friend: Hey, those are the people that sat next to us in the 2012 theater room. Why are they going into the New Moon theater?

You: They're probably movie-jumping. Lets go follow them. Shirtless guys here we come.
by Missh.Salisix November 25, 2009
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Clap-Jump

The act of clapping your hands and then jumping our from the window during an extremely embarassing situation.
Mom: What the hell...you're watching gay porn!
Son: -hand clap-
The son jumps out from the window.

Dad: Where's our son?
Mom: Call the ambulance, he just clap-jumped after I caught him watching gay porn...
by ClapJumpInventor July 19, 2010
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Ho-Jump

When you trust a girl to stay at your place, but not enough to give her a key. You make her leave through the garage. She opens the garage and hits the close button. She runs as fast as she can out of the garage hurdling the sensor while simultaneously ducking down to avoid the garage door as it closes.
I was late for work so I made Stacy do the ho-jump when she leaves.
by Phillip_Banks July 18, 2014
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Comment Jump

(v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.
Did you see when George comment jumped me!? I can't believe he ignored me like that, I thought we were friends.

Stephen just comment jumped Angelina. He has been avoiding her since last week.

Christina: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like comments on a post, but there are other people you want to comment back to?
Drake: Just comment jump them!
by ItsMeTopherHere January 2, 2011
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Ninja Jump

Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.
Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!
by hardwarexpert July 28, 2011
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Base Jump

To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.

Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
by 4dm1n December 18, 2008
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chinese jump boot

Military term for that surgical sandal that the clinic/hospital gives ya for a foot injury; looks goofy as hell, hence the name Chinese jump boot.
"I got a stress fracture from the run, so they gave me a Chinese jump boot. It's fucking retarded, man."
by private shitbag August 18, 2016
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