Lolo Jones

1). A wildly talented American Olympic Hurdler.
2). To be epically skilled at something.

ex:
Me-Do you want dinner?
Friend- Can you cook?
Me- Oh, I've got skills. Lolo Jones skills nigga!

by Mr. Shickadance September 26, 2010

Serious Jones

When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.

Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.
Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.

by Eric Ike September 4, 2008

jone

a term only fo D.C eria ppl .makin fun of somebody.

yo u jonein less go less go!!!!!!!!

by da southern 1 April 22, 2004

Indiana Jones'd

To have physically extricated a persons beating heart out of anger and to then proceed to eat the beating heart.

After Bob ate the last slice of pizza, Sally Indiana Jones'd Bob. Sally means business.

by P-Cox December 31, 2007

Alex Jones

A slang word for Mutt, also known as dog. Used as an offensive word as it is a low form of social status.

"He licked some chicks shoulder, what an alex jones!"

by jacetheace3 September 15, 2009

Vitsnicker Jones

A generic name given to a Russian girl who has attempted to become Americanized by changing her name and exhibiting promiscuous behavior.

Now that she's here at Syracuse instead of Moscow, Irina has become such a Vitsnicker Jones. She changed her name and she hooked up with Steve and Trey.

by Ted Lindemunder November 5, 2005

mike jones treatment

in reference to lyrics in Badd by ying yang twins and mike jones- Givin' her that mike jones treatment

meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl

Ayo, i meat this dime last night, i took her to the crib and i gave her the mike jones treatment.

by corey689767 May 21, 2006