Jordan 

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.

Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"

Jordan by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020

jordan betts

child predator that perves on girls that are 13 and when he gets exposed he’s like, oh shit thought she was atleast 16

hey ur pretty cute, don’t tell ranpy boys xo from jordan betts xx

jordan betts by jordan betts April 12, 2020

Jordan 

A man sent from hell

person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life

Jordan by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020

Jordan 

A small arab country in the middle east that has petra and the Dead Sea in it, capital is Amman. Jordan can also be used as a name

A: Where do you live?
B: Oh I live in jordan.

Jordan by Lors.pancake May 13, 2020

Jordan knoll

A wanna be gang member that thinks he is tough but is just a pussy white boy. He thinks he is a blood.

Jordan knoll is a worthless piece of shit

Jordan knoll by I like puss May 18, 2020

Jordan Poythress 

A short black midget

That nigga Jordan Poythress is a midget

Jordan Poythress by Yurl Tarded June 15, 2020

Jordan 

A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.

Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan

Jordan by Freddy6424 July 3, 2020