Joof

said when mildly annoyed and/or bored.

originator: Jenelle Bringer

"nothing is happening and your sock has a stain on it"
"Joof"

by Looscannon September 1, 2004

joose

tastes better than four loko to people at times, but because four loko is more flavourable and tastes better depending on what taste you're in the mood for at the time, and gets you drunker you'll usually drink it instead.

but you'll drink joose before you drink four loko if you're new to malt liquor, because four loko has more alcohol content but joose is pretty high as well. you will most likely take your clothes off atleast once when drinking this stuff. you may do so if you drink four lokos as well.

beware, be careful, shit gets you drunk. it's cheap. sweet.

"i went skinny dipping in the pool again..."
"what the hell were you drinking?!"
"well the first time it was joose, but this time i drank a four loko..."
"ahahahaha"

by p333h0lez October 16, 2009

Jooze

1. verb - to involuntarily ejaculate from a completely flaccid penis.

2. noun - the product of the above action

Adam Smith queefs, Dick Cheney joozes. (in reference to drilling for oil)

by Mr. Shwizzle December 22, 2010

Joost

One who cheats blantently in what he/she does. uses outside help to accomplish a semi easy task

Sammy Sosa was a Joost when he used performance enhancing drugs while he played in the MLB.

by Bob Engleson November 6, 2006

jooseppi

Lead singer of a death metal band. Can also be referred to one who enjoys the word "weaksauce".

<jooseppi> that picture of britney spears is weaksauce.

by samsonite December 24, 2003

jooxor

same thing as a jew used in multiplayer games. commonly enhanced wiht the word nigger in front.

That was fucking cheap you nigger jooxor. i could own u anyday

by Sudds MD December 29, 2003

joomiliated

derived from both humiliated and jooed; expounded upon 0wned, a more severe punishing. To be humiliated in the worst way as to having been owned and destroyed both.

Only getting underwear for Christmas, I was jooo00000ooooomiliated.

by TomJ May 13, 2005