Too Soon Guilt

The immediate sense of shame one feels after blurting out an insensitive joke regarding a tragic incident.

I had a great joke in my facebook status regarding George Zimmerman's ruling, but deleted it because of Too Soon Guilt.

by thebetterfriend2 August 26, 2013

Senor takes it too far

A person who always takes it too far. Goes out of their way to break things/ annoy everyone. Eg. Steebs

Look whos being a senor takes it too far.
Here comes senor takes it too far!

by Gman2floppy August 4, 2008

too much guac in the burrito

an awkward situation

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.

by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007

Too long didn't read

Too long. The correct usage is TL;DR.

OP: *Insert original post here*
Reply1: Too long didn't read.
Reply2: ^ TL;DR

by Coffa October 6, 2006

too much sand in the hourglass

(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...

Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.

Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....

Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...

by Elliebear June 3, 2008

too school for cool

not cool...... the same as a bee with no knees, or a cat who had his pyjamas tragicaly burnt off in a fire, or some little retard ho is really smart so he shuns all his friends and goes off to do scholarships and stuff....... you could also just say its a fat little multi-chinned american who not only is fat multi chinned and american but is dyslexic.... therefore making him prone to many blunders literature wise and forcing him to make the uncommon error of saying the word hat this mening is based around instead of too cool for school........ The End (deep breath put step down from soapbox)

"whoah did you see that awesome show it was too school for cool"

"you're a nad the real way to say it is too cool for school dickweed"

by specky January 20, 2005

lif is too short

Its a play on words, where the word "Life" is expected but it is too short in the sense that the physical spelling of the word "Life" is only 3 letters "Lif". Therefore, instead of responding to one's facebook status that says "Lif is too short" with "Agreed", respond instead with "Ahahahahahaha!!! Nice!!"

Human A: Lif is too short
Human B: Yeah, you only spelled it with three letters, of course its too short!!

by AlvinThomson July 3, 2011