Irish Pizza

A pizza pie doused in whiskey.

Irishman: Ill have one Irish Pizza

Italian: Jameson or Jack Daniels?

Irishman: Jameson

by Joe Biden JR. November 16, 2009

Irish Steamroller

Fisting an asshole using vomit as
lubrication

Colton says to Mike...

Props.

I can't believe you paid her for
an irish steamroller

by Colton, Mike August 11, 2007

irish steamroller

A person of Irish decent, whilst in the vicinity of crushible objects (including other humans) upon a bed, rolls over in a drunkedn stupor, therefore crushing (or steamroller) said object.

Holy shit! Forch is so tanked. She just crushed that box of tissues on her bed... She's such an Irish steamroller. I'm never asking her for a tissue again.

by Donkey Lips November 17, 2006

Irish

Irish (n.): to be Irish is to be able chug any filthy alcohol no matter what.

"Look at Daniel chug that shitty Amber Ale. He's so Irish."

by mongore January 20, 2009

Irish Pressure Washer

when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and she poops diarrhea while his cock was still in her, the poop shoots out the sides really fast and down his legs

Mark got an unexpected Irish Pressure Washer last night.

by F-Dog7118 March 22, 2009

irish

1. The goofiest looking nationality on the planet. 2. Euphemism for drunk. 3. Posessing way too much pride in ethnic identity.

1. That girl has the wierdest eye shape and some crazy eyebrows. Plus, she smells like week old tater tots. She must be Irish.

2. Why is tara using Jack Daniel's in a beer bong? Because Tara is an Irish.

3. My name is Erin Morris. That's about as Irish as you can get. I hate Irish people and thier sense of self-importance. They are worse than mexicans.

by shithead420 April 19, 2007

Irish Goodbye

When someone avoids emotional situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened.

Rather than be honest about the reasons behind her actions Iranga pulled an Irish Goodbye... again.

by Baron von Burlison II September 22, 2018