floor humper

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.

I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.

by uwg August 20, 2006

hump

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

My dog keeps humping my leg.

by Matthew Darke February 18, 2003

Humanity

Something the internet doesn't have.

/b/, they don't know the meaning of Humanity

by TheBigFatPanda April 29, 2011

HUMKAY

Word originated from Jeff Hsu, Wayne Wong, Eric Szeto, Andy Zhou, William Jun of Lake Oswego, Oregon

When said enthusiastically, it is the ultimate response to any argument or situation. Can be used anytime and anywhere. Has no real meaning what-so-ever. Closely related to the word whatever.

Wayne: Dude, get a haircut.
Eric: HUMKAY!
Eric: Dude, you're an idiot.
Wayne: HUMKAY!
Eric: Shut up
Wayne: HUMKAY!

by Eric Szeto & Wayne Wong & Andy Zhou & William Jun August 29, 2008

Get Humpy

If you wanna hit just say” lets get humpyyyy “. DICKHEADDD

Female: ask me a question

Random north philly yb : when u gonna let my manz nas get humpy

by Yall be dick eating bril June 25, 2022

Dry hump

The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.

I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.

by amber February 13, 2004

Malignant humor

A joke/meme that's so bad it will kill you.

This minion meme is pure soccer mom malignant humor.

by Wspycrs January 6, 2019