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1): (noun) A series of events that ultimately makes a person's situation better or worse, depending on who it is; any and every extreme situation. ex: an unpleasant surprise, or really good news.

2(To be highly intoxicated. Most especially used to describe a state in which someone reaches after smoking Marijuana. ex: the next level after stoned.
1("oh wow, he just got that new Head Tap G80, he's riding in style")

1(continued) "oh damn bro da bank just head tapped me with a $50 fee for a late payment")
1( continued) "damn, look at his brains on the wall... why did he Head Tap him like that?")

2("Yo don't even roll up again my nigga I'm already head tapped!""That's a Fact, tapped up")
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A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.
Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!
head-job by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
Related Words
Headfuck: Blows you mind.
e.g. (someone looking at a beaututiful view) "Check out that headfuck!"
e.g. (someone looking at a beaututiful view) "Check out that headfuck!"
head fuck by Check this shit out October 11, 2003
Head ass doesn’t really mean anything besides an offensive word but how I use it is different.

You see, head ass is more like an add on word, similar to “this nigga

it could also used when someone says something stupid resulting in you calling them a head ass....

for instance this guy clouncy might say, “I took the ACT’s and passed every one of them. Yep I’m a smart pickle if I say so myself.” Or johova sandres: I don’t think I can take more of this. And you just reply to them with a casual “head ass...”

Basically it doesn’t matter how stupid or annoying someone’s comment may be as long as you yourself find it dumb and funny you can add it anywhere you like as a short play word similar to “head ass”

Another example would be “I tried I really tried. But I just can’t keep going on with my life, I’m so sorry to everyone out there who truly care for me and love me but this depression is too severe and I can’t live like this anymore. If I don’t make it till tomorrow I would like all your best condolences”
Me: head ass....

So again, it doesn’t mean much besides finding someone to be acting stupid and annoying.
“Has anyone played euphoria and beaten all levels within each colony? I’ve played so much I think I’m a pro lol

Me: head ass...

“This nigga just jumped a 30 foot bridge and landed holly shit! Next thing you know he’s gonna be captured by CSI and taken into McDonald’s to get a numbuh 3 😂 “

Me: head ass....

“Try taking the bathroom next door to see how many Indians you can find 😂”
*gets 200 likes*

Me: head ass....
Head ass by Hitler the great December 7, 2019

Head Wash 

A quick blow job that salivates and refreshes the head of the penis.
"She gave me a head wash in the Carl's Jr. drive thru lane."
Head Wash by DayVee April 11, 2003

head game 

givin brainsz, eatin out
"hows your head game?"

head game by LocMamii April 26, 2006

head-buster

slang term for a Budweiser lager, normally used by light beer drinkers who aren't used to the thicker taste and higher alcohol content of a lager
"hey man you wanna case of head-busters tonight?"
"nah bra, i'll stick with natty light. I got shit to do tomorrow I don't feel like getting completely shithoused!"
head-buster by Z714x4 January 22, 2010