Ho'-maticked

1. The act of being completely and easily outdone, in a battle of brains or brawn, with no hope of redemption. 2. Made to look like a complete ho', by means of superior wit, skill or strength. See also:punked owned p'wned

Kung Fu student 1: Wow! I thought Jim's Kung Fu was pretty good, til he fought Master Wong.

Kung Fu student 2: Yeah, he got ho'-maticked!

Kung Fu student 1: Word.

by Aramis January 23, 2006

Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Dom March 23, 2008

ho duds

the outfits strippers wear, and then take off, while working

I no longer work at Tits Galore, so I gotta throw out all my ho duds.

by Cat Dee March 28, 2008

ho-telling

When a ho tells.

Basically, if you are someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut and blabs everything, you are ho-telling.

Ho: Don't leave me, baby, I love you.

Man: Ho, get away from me!

Ho: You better stay right where you are, or I'm gonna let Jerry know how you went tripping with his smack.

Man: Just like a ho, gotta be ho-telling everybody everything.

by JaH&BeD April 25, 2008

Ho Mole

ho mole | (hō mōlē) | noun | slang

A blind prostitute, whore, skank, sleaze, or slut.

Hey ho mole, my cock is over here.

by KadV October 18, 2008

ho-lights

Highlights (or lowlights) that turn out looking like cheap, 'ho'-like stripes.

I used this at-home highlighting kit because I wanted blonde highlights, but I just gave myself ho-lights instead.

by Jackie Lynn September 27, 2008

ho hitters

high-heeled shoes, often used by young women to "hit hos" that talk too much or start drama.

"I'd better wear my ho hitters to the club tonight in case one of these females get in my face and I have to go off."

by foxyroxy123 February 10, 2010