Grass

That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.

Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Grass window

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac

That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Blade of grass.

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.

Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷‍♂ March 24, 2021

Grass

The anti henry

Henry will never touch grass

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 27, 2025

Bullet Ploof Grass

The greatest band to ever play music.

Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."

Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"

by Squeeeeeeps April 30, 2023

Grass Nest

n. A clump of grass used to tilt the angle on a camera during a timered shot.

I was taking intense myspace shots with a grass nest to steady the camera

by Jungle Man Jones November 15, 2009

Grass Grime

When something takes so long that something that has been in the works for a long time comes out.

What took you so long? Grass Grime has come out!

by octaloss May 9, 2021