The Golden Kernel

The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.

" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "

by 外人 Gaijin August 25, 2009

Golden Faucet

Like a golden shower but when preformed by a midget or "little person".

Tauna hates golden showers cause there just too much for her, but she loves her golden faucets!

by Chris and Steve January 4, 2009

Golden Shower

1) urinal sex

2)What Zeus did to Danaë in the greek mythology.
The only difference is, that Zeus actually impregnated her.

"He descended upon her in the form of a golden rain"

by Ravek January 16, 2004

golden hill

The finest neighborhood in America's finest city. Golden Hill occupies the area bounded by 16th street, 30th street, E street and Ash street. It is mostly a working class Latino neighborhood, but also has enclaves of African American, Asian and White people living in it. In recent years, Golden Hill has become a popular residence for young people, particularly recent college grads and the artsy-fartsy community.

Me: Hey, I just moved into Golden Hill

Terry: Aww damn, dude, you livin' in the 'Heel? Sheeeeeeeeeee-it!

by andrea johnson June 14, 2004

Golden Butthole

When someone's farts never smell

Your farts don't smell? You must have the Golden Butthole

by Golden pair September 30, 2016

Golden Cadillac

An act in which an individual fills a bathtub entirely with urine and immerses themselves in it for sexual gratification.

I'm gonna go home and treat myself to a Golden Cadillac.

by NRM6791 February 3, 2010

Golden phoenix

An after-sex move of knocking out your partner and then urinating on them. They will awaken, and be reborn as somebody who will never sleep with you again. Unless they're into that.

Jeff: I totally gave this girl a golden phoenix last night!
Matt: How'd that go?

Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.

Matt: Nice.

by spfee January 9, 2012