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Golden phoenix

An after-sex move of knocking out your partner and then urinating on them. They will awaken, and be reborn as somebody who will never sleep with you again. Unless they're into that.

Jeff: I totally gave this girl a golden phoenix last night!
Matt: How'd that go?

Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.

Matt: Nice.

by spfee January 9, 2012