Better Homes and Gardens

one of the "Seven Sisters", a group of women's service magazines

In Little Shop of Horrors Audrey sings in "Somewhere That's Green" about how her dream house is a "picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine."

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

garden style

A one to three floor apartment building usually without an elevator, or more accurately all the fun of living at the SPCA if it was conjoined with a middle-school band class.

I wanted to find a condo, but I'll keep living garden style until I'm driven mad by my neighbors saxophone solos.

by BTB9077 April 27, 2017

Garden muncher

When you eat you’re girls pussy that is hairy as fuck while biting the hair off.

I gave my girl the garden muncher last night shit was more useful than a razor.

by Ppmsster May 30, 2022

Fairy Garden

A gay mans pubic “bush”

He’s got a big fairy garden

by Hotdog Buns August 20, 2021

Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

Sham Garden

A religious institution that does not follow its own belief system.

“I honestly know any churches I can point you in the direction to go to, this town is full of sham gardens.” - Danielle H.

by LIStrong128 March 8, 2024

garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

by Jackaction December 31, 2016