Falking

Falking = stalking + facebook.

Falking is the act of stalking someones facebook page.

I was falking his page last night and I ended up wasting 3 hours but I learned a lot about him from falking. I know we are not compatible in dating.

by Hedmark November 27, 2010

falking

The act of Facebook stalking. Investigating a person's life through the rifling of their status updates, wall posts, and pictures.

Frank: Hey bro, why are you taking so long on the computer?
Donnie: I'm falking this hot chick I found through my friend's profile.

by Moomoo<3 August 27, 2011

Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

falking

the action of stalking someones Facebook.

I was falking my friends boyfriend to see if he was cute.

by yoheathur January 21, 2012

Flak Turret

A person who talks lots of B.S. about someone or somthing, usally the bratty highschool girls. Can be used to replace ''Bitch''.

Pedro: Gina is such a Flak Turret, she dumped me on facebook after i caught her poking josh!

Leroy: that sucks bro.

Josh: XD

by koro126 March 29, 2013

Falkengren

The coolest Swedish Viking family ever!! They are so good looking that it hurts to look at them.

Wow I wish I was a Falkengren.

by Falkengren of course November 1, 2013

flackout

an uncontrolled and forgettable outpour of useless knowledge

James had a flackout

by Chris Small May 8, 2014