fart before the poop 

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

fart before the poop by Threevolve October 31, 2008

fart purgatory 

This happens when you are in the middle of trying to silently pass a fart, but suddenly your asshole shifts in just such a way that you know that if you continue passing it wil come out loud as a bugel. You then sit there attempting to pass it silently, which causes your face to contort and you to stop breathing in an effort to make sure no noise comes out.

Friend 1: "dude, i was talking to this hot girl last night at the bar and i tried to pass one but i stopped 'cause i knew if i passed more it would sound like a nuke."

Friend 2: "dude, you totally went into fart purgatory."

fart purgatory by tetris57 November 21, 2011

fart buddy 

A pal who takes the blame for the fart you ripped

I let out a fart at my girlfriend's dinner party, but her dad acted as my fart buddy and took the blame.

fart buddy by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003

Fart Taco 

When a girl is slouching while sitting down and farts, and the fart gets trapped in the vaginal lips. Then the female must wiggle around until the fart bubble escapes. Regularly happens while sitting in cars.

I hope my fart taco doesn't release, I don't want to stink the car up.

Fart Taco by drepow June 13, 2011

fart pants 

Pants worn several days in a row, that have been farted in, without washing. This creates such a stench that noone can escape the smell.

Oh man, we ordered pizza and the delivery driver was wearing his 6 day old fart pants.

fart pants by J. Foreskin October 2, 2008

Fart In The Duck

The name of one of the most popular viral videos ever to be on YOUTUBE, consisting of Gnomes speaking dutch with english translations.

" When I finally saw that fart in the duck video, I laughed off my assie - nipples " !

Fart In The Duck by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009

Fart Pipe 

A very large muffler usually from 4 - 8 inches in diameter and typically found on most import cars with 4 cylinder engines (eg.. Honda Civic, Mitsubishi Eclipse etc). Many import tuners will use these mufflers in place of the single factory dick pipe exhaust. Commonly named "Fart Pipe" because it makes the 4 cylinder exhaust sound like a very loud farting noise when the engine speeds up. Also see, Coffee Can exhaust, Fart Can.

As I pulled up to the traffic light, a ricer with a Civic pulled up next to me and started revving his engine. His fart pipe exhaust was so loud, it vibrated my car. He obviously thought he was bad ass and was going to race me in my Mustang.

Fart Pipe by Bruce GumChewz January 26, 2011