Shit in the freezer

To shit in the freezer - to destroy one's chances or reputation through an idiotic lapse.

From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.

"The guy was doing okay till he shat in the freezer".
"Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."

by Conhead October 13, 2011

Putting sausage in the freezer

Having sex with your ex-wife

John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016

beef in the freezer

The act of putting ice cubes in that box then putting your dick in.

Marla wanted to get kinky last night so I convinced her to let me put my beef in the freezer.

by momma123 July 6, 2016

Turkey in the Freezer

Butt stuff, or sex in general.

I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here

Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.

by TurkeyFreeze2016 August 28, 2016

fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.

somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob

I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.

by swooooooooooooosh December 3, 2018