Cock Flop

Early signs of erectile dysfunction.

Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.

Cock Flop by Mr. Jabbers May 20, 2008

Flop era 

When you're becoming irrelevant so you say " omg its my flop era pls give me likes".

"why are my videos getting 0 views... Oh no.... its my flop era

Flop era by eminemstan1000 February 20, 2022

back flaps 

Fat folds found on obese women where shoulder blades are normally.

That woman is so fat she has back flaps.

back flaps by Trebino September 23, 2008

Mud Flaps

Sagging butt cheeks with age and weight loss such that a pencil could be held in the crack between back upper thigh and bum. Vastly superior to all alternative definitions for the sheer ubiquity of the phenomena but also because legs are the human equivalent to wheels and human mud flaps are therefore perfect homologues to vehicular ones. Entered Urban lexicon in Spinal Tap's hit Big Bottom in which this second chorus appears:

Big bottom, Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

Mud Flaps by Jellybean Sherbert October 28, 2008

belly flop 

An exercise in which one sprints the length of a football field, dropping at the marked 5 yard intervals to to a push-up. Typically belly flops are assigned as a punitive measure.

Football coach - "Alright, since you clowned around so much during the game that we lost, you get to do belly flops right now until I get tired!"

football team "Aww fuck man, this is gonna suck..."

belly flop by Arthur James Sloan September 19, 2003

jewish cunt flaps 

cunt flaps of a Jewish woman.

I wore her Jewish cunt flaps out with numerous sticks of dynamite.

jewish cunt flaps by m lk October 10, 2008

monkey flips 

Yet another term for 'sex'

I just walked in on my roommate and his girl doin monkey flips in the middle of the floor!

monkey flips by J.R. September 6, 2004