You don't even know

when someone is making fun of you about something that may not be true while others are laughing at you, you start crying and suddenly yell, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" and run away.

mean guy: ha ha! you're a baby, you're an idiot!

other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.

mean guy: stupid retard!!

other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!

mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!

other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*

by poor dude.... June 12, 2005

Everton

Everton is a soccor team, but it is a name used to describe a gay black person in Jamaica. I am Jamaican so i know the word. It is a Jamaican slang.

In America we call you a fruit cup, but in Jamaica we call you Everton. We saw you shacking your black batty on another man dick. You are an Everton

by Alien Weed May 30, 2018

Do You Even Lift

A phrase used on an individual who say's that they try whatever they can to get "beefed" at a gym, but meet no result.

"Man every time I go to the gym, I NEVER get even a slightest bit of muscle..."
"Dude, do you even lift?"

"Crap, I can't even lift 20 pounds."
"Man, seriously, do you even lift?"

by DYEL Guy August 25, 2013

you don't even go here

A saying used mainly at Woods Lake, in the Lake Counrty District of British Columbia, Canada. The term is used to shut someone down who thinks they know what's going on. The term is very similar to check your life.

Bob - "Joe, I'm tellin you man, that's how it is."

Joe - "Hey Bob, you don't even go here."

by Jamie Biggs May 6, 2006

I Don't Even Know

This clever phrase was invented by the bright, young man, Chris Allen. He patented the phrase on July 15, 2007. The phrase, "I don't even know," is quite an unique expression. It can be used as a extreme adjective to describe the undescribable, or it can be used to express thoughts of confusion. It can also be used as a verbal space filler. This phrase will go down as one of the best phrases in all of phraseology history.

"Man, that girl is as ugly as... i don't even know."

"What's going on tonight, bro?"
"I don't even know, man."

((When in a conversation and an awkward silence comes up))
"Yeah, well, I dont even know."

by C.Allen February 23, 2008

ain't even

1)TO REFER TO NOT BEING STUPID,IGNORANT.
2)REFERING TO THE OPPOSITE OF HOMOSEXUAL.
3)A PHRASE MOST USED TO REFER TO RANDOM NONESENSE.

C.DUDE YOU SHOULD SO HIT YOURSELF WITH THIS POOL STICK!
A.DUDE I AIN'T EVEN.

by Mr.Sniper March 22, 2009

Eventing

Harrogate, North Yorkshire, UK slang for
the art of bukkake. More specifically, when 8 close friends ejaculate over some hot girl they may, or may not like.
Can be used for pleasure or punishment.

Hey guys, wanna go eventing?
Jesus! Has she just been evented?!
Lets event that swine-hunde!

by L.A. Toole March 3, 2005