Ho-Donkey

A female, thought to have slept with all of the opposite sex in one city; thus requiring them to move in order to find fresh partners.

Damn that girl is a ho-donkey! I heard she is moving to Denver!

by Van Noss October 15, 2009

Donkey Cunt

A term used for a mexican woman, that's a whore

Man 1: See that bitch?
Man 2: yeah...
Man 3: She's a donkey cunt bitch

by Dfuck September 11, 2006

donkey call

An anonymous call to a friend or colleague - when they answer the phone, you yell "donkey" and hang up.

"Hey, let's donkey call Al!"

by GABber Zug October 23, 2008

donkey skeeter

a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy

- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"

by daazninvazn December 29, 2008

donkey yogurt

The secretion of male nectar.
(as found in the vital studies in Homo sapien Spermenology)

Meriel said: "He he he...I'm just gonna unzip this and..oh!"

Virgil replied: "Oh baby, just yeah. Wrap those drunken slut lips around my .... uhhhhh...."

Meriel: "Ow! You got donkey yogurt in my eye!"

by Pubert Wurst May 14, 2006

donkey butter

One of many types of male spooge

Man, I love the taste of your donkey butter

by adam kirwin July 1, 2006

Donkey punch

first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.

uh im gonna be an asshole and donkey punch julie. yeah thats real fucking smart.

by jennaG January 12, 2008