donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.

On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016

Donkey Dog

A stubborn, slow, depressed dog

Dude, your dog is the slowest and most stubborn dog I have ever met, he reminds me of Eeyore... "Ohhh-kayyy, I guess we will walk now". He's a Donkey Dog!

by georgie bear September 7, 2016

donkey dick steve

The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.

Donkey dick Steve is perfect.

by Triton King Dick May 27, 2017

Donkey's Wife

From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.

"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017

donkey mime

Politically correct variant for the term ass-clown.

Those donkey mimes are trying to get congress to vote on an unwritten bill.

by Brit Guy August 9, 2017

donkey-claw

When you slap ones buttocks and (accidentally) hook their asshole

When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me

by Llysius August 11, 2017

Donkey-Kick-Back

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.

John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.

by BitchiestRestingFace October 14, 2017