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Xavier's dad

Xavier's Dad is a alien that wont shut the fuck up, This dude really listens to Radio Head. Bro, He might be a Frog named Uncle John too, but all I know from his Facebook page is that he might be a Alien that wants to flood Michigan, specifically Detroit.
Yo, have you talked to Xavier's dad?

No, He Flooded Detroit 💀

Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.
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Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.
My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!
by Avocado2004 February 14, 2021
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My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away
Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!
by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022
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boruto's dad

Uzumaki Boruto's dad
Is Boruto's dad here?

You're Boruto's dad's son's sister's brother?
by OHSHIETEOSHIETEYO August 27, 2017
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dad rock

The term 'dad rock' refers to older music listened to by men who try, without success, to introduce this music to their children and other younger people.

Music can only be counted as 'dad rock' if it is music that has failed to remain popular with younger generations, e.g. Dire Straits, The Yardbirds etc., whereas bands of the same era such as Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones would not count as their music transcends the generation gap and is still popular with younger people
While 'dad rock' can be quite personal to each dad, examples of artists include: Dire Straits, The Yardbirds, Cream, King Crimson, Yes
by 2Mannings1Bowl September 25, 2010
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Thanks Dad

When somebody either gives you information or advice you don't care for, or you are somehow wronged due to peculiar circumstances, you say "Thanks Dad".
When someone says: "You shouldn't put granola bars in the toaster" and removes them, you say "Thanks Dad"

A stray frisbee from a nearby game strikes you. You state "Thanks Dad" to nobody in particular.
by Ivan Fish January 13, 2009
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Bum Dad

One who is slobish enough to come home after a hard day's work and burn down his family's house because he fell asleep with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Mr. Sevigny burnt down their house again."
"OH MY. BUM DAD."
by Steve Van Rock September 24, 2005
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