National Crush Day 

When your crush comes up to you and says “Hey, your my crush.” Then, you wake up from sleeping during class and serve lunch detention. National Crush day is April 16. Go on and hug your crush, if you want. (:

Veronica: Hey look! It’s National Crush Day
Betty: I know
Jughead: Hey Betty, national crush day huh?
Betty: Um yeah?
Jughead: Your my crush

National Crush Day by AnonymousDumpling 🥟 April 5, 2019

freshman crush 

a man between the ages of 18 and 20 who is the love interest of a woman between the ages of 23 and 30.

Girl #1: your boyfriend is cute, how old is he

Girl #2: he's 20

Girl #2: awww, you have a freshman crush

Girl #1: and he treats me good too

Girl #2: buy him a Kids Meal at McDonald's

freshman crush by Jerz201 April 11, 2013

Candy Crush It 

To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.

She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.

Candy Crush It by Devise November 22, 2014

pseudo-crush 

A state of mind in which you think you have a crush on someone, but you really don't.

After finding out he liked her, Becky had a pseudo-crush on Johnny for a week.

pseudo-crush by cordeliatran December 27, 2015

comfort crush 

A comfort character, from a TV show, game, book, etc., who’s also your crush.

Whenever I feel sad, I think about my comfort crush, Soos from Gravity Falls. He’s the one who makes me feel safe.

comfort crush by tjofficialvo July 8, 2020

online crush

being in love with someone over the phone
dont know if you are?
-you screenshot all the messages that they send that make you happy (you might have a file just for those screenshots)
-you smile whenever they text
-you constantly want to text and talk to them
-you get excited and giggly when they’re online

- you ask other people about them to know what they do in their private life
-you love every little thing about them and the bad things look small compared to the good things! so it doesnt matter right? they’re still my friend right?
- their face is ‘perfect’ in your eyes and you try to save EVERY SINGLE PHOTO THAT THEY SEND without them noticing or making it look like you’re obsessed

- you stalk all and everyone of their social medias. whether thats going onto their friends post and trying to see photos and videos of them that they wont send to your dms, or stalking their snapscore.

ayooo you might obsessed if u got most of these! (especially the last ones)

its fine because me too ☺️🥰😋

you’re obsessed my lovely. you have an online crush

online crush by marioispeng November 3, 2020

National ask your crush out day! 

On January 11th you ask out your crush

Friend: hey you know what today is?
Other friend: what?

Friend: It’s national ask your crush out day!

National ask your crush out day! by Kiddossssss November 20, 2019