Carrot Dick

A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.

My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.

by pdubbs2907 October 21, 2016

Carrot

Carrot it another word for diamond.

gimme that carrot

by noodlethenoodler March 29, 2017

Girls who eat carrots

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot may be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..

At the bar.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are the kind of girls who eat carrots, if you know what I mean.

by Hellnose March 13, 2021

Carrot Top

when the tip of a mans penis has a tuft of hair on it

Frank: Dude, Jerry's so hairy, I bet he has a carrot top!

by samm...y May 17, 2006

carrot stick

dumb high school (generally freshman) hoes with a severe case of anorexia and a fake orange rub-on tan. they are typically of the valley girl sort and are often extremely dumb and easy. practically breastless, too young, and generally unappealing, they partake in this ritual of (reputational) self mutilation every spring, before summer comes, and before homecoming and prom, so that their parents can be sure to remind them with photo evidence what carrot sticks their daughters used to be. the plainest sign of desperation for social acceptance, carrot sticks are iconic sources of laughter and hallway disruption as they struggle to contend with the fact that existence hates them.

the dude: why, my good friend jeremiah, look over to yonder girl passing the commons, doth she not looketh as if she were a carrot stick?

jeremiah: awh dayum nigga dat bitch done got that pumpkin face an carrot body and everythang, sheeet.

by eventual revenge of the sloth August 27, 2008

Corrosive Backbone

A cut underneath your penis.

My zipper cut my dick and now I have a corrosive backbone.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

corroner

A mean-natured hobgoblin who sneakily drives around in a huge black station-wagon in the dead of night, and uses his evil acidic breath and piercing death-ray eyes to tarnish and rust (i.e., "corrode") your metal toys that you left scattered in the back yard instead of bringing them back inside in the evening like your mumma and daddy told you to.

Tearful second-grader with a somewhat-outspoken personality: I just don't get it --- during our post-lecture Q&A-session today,, I asked the policeman who had given our class an anti-drug message to arrest the local corroner for making my Tonka toys rusty, but he just smiled tolerantly and turned away without even addressing my request, then calmly asked my other classmates if they had any questions. And yet just moments earlier, the cop had specifically and emphatically stated that he was "our friend", that he "cared deeply about us all", and that we should always talk to him if we had "any information that could help in 'catching the bad guys'" --- well, a huge heapuh good HE seems to be doing, if he didn't even care about or feel inclined to follow up on a hot tip that a student had given him right then and there! Wonder if maybe he himself is actually IN CAHOOTS with the corroner, and so they BOTH had wanted my toys to rust! Well, if that useless unmotivated blue-suit has any kids of his own, I hope that THEIR toys TOTALLY CRUMBLE INTO FLAKY BROWN DUST --- maybe THEN he'll listen to me!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018