by Bickpickflesheatingcock November 23, 2021
another word for a penis used at WJHS Mostly by Carson W, and Collin P because they both have tiny penises
Guy: You wanna come eat this cooper
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture
by bitchwhore69 December 05, 2019
The SIMPiest SIMP in all the SIMP kingdom. Would SIMP over his mom if allowed to. So just a big SIMP. Dont be a Cooper.
by The SIMPlifier July 21, 2020
The absolute best nephew to be had, Cooper lights up every space he walks in to. Count on him to always have the best jokes, and even better hugs. He can sometimes be mistaken for Leo DiCaprio. Usually seen with a gorgeous girl on his arm, a dark haired sparkly-eyed angel, and sometimes a yellow lab in tow, who may or may not behave. If you see him with his aunt, just know, she’s a little on the kooky side, but he loves her. Cooper is a very very loved guy, and you’re extremely lucky if he loves you back.
Man, that Cooper is a good time!
by Linz7693 March 26, 2024
Cooper well most known for being the name of a lovable dog can also be the name of the type of guy made to be a golden retriever boyfriend.
He’s sweet, funny, smart, cozy, and content with being a homebody. Because of his comfortable nature and physical touch love language he loves being with people. This means he has a difficult time being without a girlfriend and moves on quickly after breakups but deeply enjoys being in a long term relationship where he feels safe, and makes it his mission to make a woman feel like she has someone to rely on and cares deeply for her safety. He is capable of making people feel welcome into every conversation, able to talk to anyone from different types of people groups and find common ground.
He likes to challenge your beliefs but you’ll be able to learn more about yourself through it, whether or not it was originally an angry conversation.
He’s sweet, funny, smart, cozy, and content with being a homebody. Because of his comfortable nature and physical touch love language he loves being with people. This means he has a difficult time being without a girlfriend and moves on quickly after breakups but deeply enjoys being in a long term relationship where he feels safe, and makes it his mission to make a woman feel like she has someone to rely on and cares deeply for her safety. He is capable of making people feel welcome into every conversation, able to talk to anyone from different types of people groups and find common ground.
He likes to challenge your beliefs but you’ll be able to learn more about yourself through it, whether or not it was originally an angry conversation.
by Happlily November 25, 2021
Cooper has a very big dick and gets all the bitches people mistake him for the best person in the world he has so many friends and is never lonely
Cooper is the best
by Cooper-Has-A-Big-Dick April 21, 2022
Someone who moved to Vermont in their twenties and lives in the woods and thinks owning a chicken coop makes them an edgy woodsman or farmer.
"See that ragamuffin outside Mokuh J's? I bet he thinks he's as Vermonty as it gets. Fuckin Cooper."
by greennationalist February 26, 2019