clam sledding

slippery slopes? more like slippery snatch ;) this term is a synonym for SCISSORING

hey phoebe! you tryna go clam sledding tonight?

can we go clam sledding in your car tonight?

by tittyporter June 27, 2019

Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.

No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.

by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019

bush clam

A particularly fishy smelling and hairy vagina

Last night Cathy presented me her bush clam,I proudly took one for the team.

by Bmn1965 May 20, 2019

clam whack

Clam whack is when you slap a female in the pussy so hard they make blue whale mating calls

Bro1: dude I thought you were going to Stacey's house tonight? what happened?
Bro2: nah man she got mad at me after I clam whacked her as a joke.
Bro1: Lmao you aint getting no coochie tonight

by My_coochie_smells February 25, 2019

Clam Cuffs

When you double fist a female in the vagina, but she clinches down and you can't get your hands out.

Hey John, I was double fisting this chick the other day, but she put me in clam cuffs and I was stuck there for another hour!!

by Nasty Dave June 20, 2019

Clam dangler

A succulent pair of fleshy flaps extending downward from a woman's vaginal area.

Man, did you see those clam danglers on that pole dancer? I wanted to get those swinging and flapping, doggy style.

by MaxMillllion August 27, 2019

Growling Clam

When you're eating a girls pussy that hasn't eaten all day and you can hear her stomach growling, resembling that of a growling clam.

Yeah dude, I was going down on Jessica earlier and she had the worst growling clam I've ever heard! It sounded like a damn alligator!

by TDCommitte October 4, 2017