champagne butterfly

An innovative concept that extends the Butterfly Effect in the world of consumer behavior. It is the statistical method of identifying seemingly small purchases that trigger a string of actions that lead to much larger purchases.

I see Brad just bought some Old Dutch Wavy chips. Let me open up my big Champagne Butterfly book. Oh, it says Brad will go on to buy 8 lbs of rib eye in 2 months. Weird!

by The Champagne Butterfly May 24, 2019

Champion's Round

A noun describing the round that will determine who is the best player in a video game be it Super Smash Bros. Rocket League, or any competitive game. The winner of the Champion's Round is the champion for the day and gets bragging rights.

John: "Time for the Champion's Round, monos. Prepare to get whooped."
Anthony: "Ok."

*After the Champion's Round*

Anthony: "I beat you, John! I am the champion."
John: "Whatever, you know I could've whooped your butt if I was actually skilled at video games."

by Niggorno Niggavona July 16, 2019

Chameau Wellies

The erstwhile friend of rural snobnizers. A very expensive wellington boot for middle class toes. Warm and waterproof but sadly too smug to boot.

She wears Chameau Wellies she's such a judgemental cow.

by Acidic quill November 2, 2019

chams l3achia

Ya chams l3achia is the sun of the afternoon

Come help me just after chams l3achia

by Mo Abouothsm November 13, 2019

Champagne Pussy

Female version of whiskey dick, where it takes a long time to cum.

She was into it and I had to focus hard to let her cum, she had the champagne pussy.

by Watermarker February 1, 2020

Champaign Socialist

A person who espouses socialist ideals while enjoying a wealthy and luxurious lifestyle usually on their parents dime in a gentrified area. Will often use dog whisltes such as "low info" to talk about minorities who don't worship Bernie Sanders.

Leave it to champaign socialists to try and turn BLM about anything other than race. Did they miss the "Black" part of it?

by Bernie'sRapeEssay July 31, 2020

chambhour

an amazing stan account for the queen emma chamberlain. run by just the best person on earth, freddy.

chambhour is the best account on twitter

by notchambhour October 16, 2020