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Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.
Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.
by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025
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Carrot

It’s a fruit that can be used in many popular pornography often in the ass most of these videos of photos come out during Easter
Carrot yum
by Shartghoul February 25, 2021
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carrot

carrots are so irritating. so fucking orange. UGHHHHHH
by notSquash May 30, 2022
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Carrot Stick

Carrot Stick is like a dick and you will feel it when it comes in and you play with with it every day in the morning and night.
' I feel the carrot stick up me"
by Fiona Homes May 7, 2022
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Carrot Man

Carrot Man deserves the death penalty as he is a ranga.
by JoshuaHawkins September 2, 2024
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Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024
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Girls who eat carrots

Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”
by DisabledDannyDoom January 25, 2025
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