Carrot

The most brutal insult of all insults to a bro who's messed up

bro:so what happened after you bought her a drink?
me: so she turned out to be a lesbian
bro:YOU FUCKING CARROT!!

by anonymous November 1, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Carrot Snapper

The way a man's boner gets twisted until it snaps, or fucking breaks idk

His girlfriend did the carrot Snapper, I don't get paid.

by colatheproto May 2, 2023

Eating the carrot

A way to say you a frustrated/fed up with something

Omg, have you seen how long this line is??
Yes!! I’m going to be eating the carrot soon!

by ScaryLadyLove January 30, 2023

Booby Carrot

Term for a human nipple, originated from my 2 year old.

“ I see your booby carrots!” “ Your booby carrots are hanging out”

by Phuckin_phil June 17, 2025

carrot patty

When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...

Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty

by PMCC82 April 12, 2019

carrot

Long vegetable. Orange. Very tasty in a soup.

1: Can i have carrot soup?
2:sure.

by nelly the tiger March 8, 2020