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Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 4, 2020
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Cum Carrot

A stretched out used carrot covered in cum. Used by mostly Fortniter’s.
Wow dude her cum carrot was beautiful.”
by Daddy lover122 February 17, 2024
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history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange
I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
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carrot

a orange pointy thing that can be decorative for your room. they are hard and can be made into apples. ( i think.) also DO NOT be tricked into eating carrots coz their ' good for seeing in the dark'. you need to keep your poor carrots safe from the MOUTH!

WARNING: do not put your pet carrot in the washing machine or else you will be forced to take carrot cake to your grandmothers house.
awww your a good carrot aren't you fredrick.
by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 13, 2020
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carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot
by Fost Ape September 13, 2017
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Carrot

You eat carrots and you kick gingers
by XETT December 4, 2017
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