Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."

by Minker1 December 1, 2017

carrot farm

A Carrot Farm is a bed of dicks.

She wanted to lie down on a Carrot Farm but there wasn't many people there

by Tacooooooooo June 16, 2017

Carrot

a carrot is a carrot, I don't know nothing bout a carrot

carrot? uhhh.. i think its uhh... i think its uhhhh... i think its a carrot. uhh.. i dont know about carrots. i dont know about that.

by rat.bstrd August 12, 2020

Carrot Bite

When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot

"bro I was getting my dick sucked by this guy and he gave me a carrot bite"

by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023

carrot lover

A carrot lover is someone who has a fetish for redheaded people or tends to often have sex with gingers specifically

Invalid if the person is ginger himself

"That girl is such a carrot lover, every boyfriend of hers is a ginger"

"Are you a carrot lover? I'm not really into redheads"

by Trenbologna Ace April 17, 2018

carrot lord

A person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick sometimes. It takes a while to break their outer shell to see their nice side

Hey bae i knew you liked me for my carrot lord tributes

by Aryec October 29, 2020

Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025