patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

by P---H January 14, 2009

plastic icing on the cake

when catholic high schools try to seem like they're cool by trying to say "we're hip, we're cool."

You see, what Catholic high schools like to do with their rallies and masses is have this plastic icing on the cake. Me personally, would rather just have the cake without any bloody icing, so that we got some more time to play some Mario Kart 64.

by El_Scorcho September 12, 2003

Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank

I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.

by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009

cake walk

The combination of two popular phrases, 1) "Piece of cake" and 2) "Walk in the park." All of which typically mean that a task is simple or easy to complete.

Cake Walk can be used to add additional emphasis onto how easy the task performed is or was.

1. Of course I finished that homework, it was a cake walk.

2. That challenge was a cake walk, man. I hardly broke a sweat.

by nuttinbutagame April 1, 2015

Caesar

The title of the emperor of the Roman Empire after the fall of the Roman Republic. It was Julius Caesar's adopted nephew, Agustus, that was the first to carry that title. Agustus Caesar was the first true emperor of the Roman Republic.

Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant. (Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.)
A phrase the Roman gladiators said before they did battle in the emperor's presence.

by X-45B23 July 14, 2006

cake by the ocean

When old Disney Channel stars sing about having sex on the beach.

Yo babe, let's eat cake by the ocean. No one will see us.

by Yo mommas fat ass January 10, 2016

Douche Cake

A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.

Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"

by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009