holy crap 

The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.

Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.

holy crap by Bubba December 12, 2004

steaming pile of crap 

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link

Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?

steaming pile of crap by Networked June 20, 2011

Corn Crap 

Feces that contains a large amount of corn lodged inside of it. Usually in the shape of a brown log "corn crap" contains yellow nibblets that protrude like branches on a tree.

"I had so much corn tonight im gonna have a huge corn crap."

Corn Crap by JoshElliott November 11, 2005

Coastal Crap 

When people from the coasts have an attitude about people who live in the Midwest and the Midwest in general.

If you’re going to come to town with a big bag of coastal crap then why the fuck did you decide to go to college in Iowa?

Once again, Mandy has to pull some coastal crap when she went on a rant about just how “quaint” the sushi places in Chicago are.

Coastal Crap by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Christmas Crap 

the usually large amount of shit that clogs your toilet after you pig out on Christmas cookies.

mrs.claus called the plumber to declog the Christmas crap santa had left after eating cookies from children all across the world.

Christmas Crap by santas elf December 29, 2009

Nap Crap Mouth 

When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.

Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!

Nap Crap Mouth by Titty McDick May 6, 2011

Holy Crap! 

Expressing a mixture of extreme emotions such as fear, surprise or happiness.

Gina: How was your work out today?

Brad: Holy Crap, it was impossible. Holy Crap, I can barely walk. My quads are killing me...Holy Crap!

Gina: What is your work out like tomorrow?

Brad: Holy Crap, I don't know...I'm afraid to look. Holy Crap!

Gina: You look buff

Brad: Holy Crap, I'm getting stronger and more fit. Holy Crap, I can notice a difference already. Holy Crap!

Holy Crap! by G.love May 8, 2013