COVID CATFISH 

When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.

I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.

COVID CATFISH by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020

Covid-🎲 

When bookmakers worldwide are crazy-busy changing the odds on whether President Trump would be re-elected or not, based on the good and bad news that come out about him and his morally bankrupt administration every hour of the day.

Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, hundreds of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.

Covid-🎲 by Covido September 12, 2020

Covid kid 

Anyone between the age of 4-12 years old who experienced the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic

The year is 2038.

Jimmy who is 9 years old asks his father. "Were you a Covid kid dad?"

Covid kid by DeadBread September 12, 2020

COVID-boomer(s)

What we call babies born in 2021, when a pandemic due to COVID-19 happened in 2020 and everyone was locked up at home or "quarantined", in result sexual activities arose in a home setting or backseat of a car or some wilderness escape trip to some national park (because this was still considered "social-distancing") between partners and created babies and shit. You get the gist. They may have been wearing masks...but i guess condoms weren't as important.

Did you see Kevin's new baby?!

Oh yeah, you mean his COVID-boomer(s)?

Yes, dude I know so many COVID-boomers, it's crazy!

COVID-boomer(s) by MellyGumtang September 13, 2020

Covid Squirt 

A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.

Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)

Covid Squirt by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020

Covid jumping 

Moving from place to place to avoid being stuck in a lockdown or Covid hotspot.

Is Jenna in town?

Nah, she's covid jumping in Europe.

Covid jumping by Shuaman September 18, 2020

Covid jumping 

Going from place to place to avoid infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Jenna around?

Nah, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

Covid jumping by Shuaman September 20, 2020