Chapstic Moment

After being told something so crazy you have 2 grab something just to throw it down, and the closest thing 2 grab just happends to be chapstic. Violently grabbing chapstic and throwing it or slamming it against something in rage.

1. After the fruity kid announced that he is having an *all boys* "party", the kid with dreads had to present a chapstic moment.
2. After his daughter told him she was a lesbian and had stolen money from him, he couldnt take the madness, and let out his anger in a chapstic moment.

Chapstic Moment by C.J.-21 April 3, 2010

Chepstow school 

Headteacher is a baldy tryna sort out all the lads who act hard although if you come to this school beware of Ewan hell beat you up. None of the teachers last 5 minutes they always get fed up and leave

Chepstow school is a shit place to be

Chepstow school by estotheme March 31, 2020

Bare Chaps 

Extremely or uncomfortably cold. (Used predominantly by South Londoners)

Person 1: "What's the temp like?"

Person 2: "It's Bare Chaps out there bruv!"

Bare Chaps by yalooze November 11, 2009

two shakes of a chimps cock 

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

two shakes of a chimps cock by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Chiise 

Chiise, n/adj/verb/pronoun An all purpose word used in all situations for all sorts of things, often associated with cheese, it can be used effectively followed by '...' to confuse online users.

Chiise...

Fuck.. chiise...

Omichiise.

Wow, I like Chiise.

Chiise is good for you.

Chiise by Chiise November 17, 2004

Chapstick 

Something that Tomura Shigaraki from MHA or BNHA needs.

Person A: hey you know chapstick?
Person B: Yeah Shigaraki really needs some.
Shigaraki: SCREEEEEEEE

Chapstick by Shamelessimp January 10, 2021

chiksa 

A girl/woman from Latin America, typically a native spanish-speaker, who has attracted a Jewish man.

Word stems from the combining of the spanish word chica, meaning girl, and shiksa, meaning a Gentile woman who has attracted a Jewish man.

"Despite my mother insisting on me marrying a Jewish woman, as she herself is, I'm dating this lovely chiksa from Argentina."

chiksa by stnin December 9, 2008