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C-sect

1. The cutting open of a relatives stomach in case of an emergency birth.

2. A steralized setting of the art of delivering a baby through the stomach.

3. The alternative to a natural birth.
I c-sected my sister when she didn't make it to the hospital in time.
by Paymonkey July 10, 2011
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Jailhouse C-section

When a large inmate from state prison tears his victim a new hole with his enormous penis, but the victim manages to get the hole stitched up with surgery. Credit for this definition go to NovaWar from LAGTV
Big Bubba hulked over his roomate and told him "Imma give you a jailhouse C-section, com'here boi!
by Mr. Jurrrezzi November 3, 2012
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c string

basically a piece of firm material which you wedge between your arse cheeks and it covers up your bits.

supposedly practical for the reduction of tan lines and VPL. falls out when you do any real activity.
a: what underwear do you have on?
b: this new C string, I've got no VPL!
a: yeah, but it makes you walk like a twat.
by deathdrop April 28, 2008
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C shocker

The C shocker is a very magical sex thingy... Obviously you know what "the shocker" is, two in the pink one in the stink, etc. The C shocker is 3 steps:
1) Insert thumb in anus and index,& middle finger in vagina.
2) Hook fingers
3) Vibrate like crazy with that arm, creating great sensational feeling to female.
Ahhh shit nigga I gave my bitch the C shocker and she squealed like a fucking pig.
by Baby C-shock May 8, 2004
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Jailhouse C-section

""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar
by TheBestKindOfFig November 3, 2012
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C Street

A street in which alot of whores reside, most of the time they look pretty but are really sluts. They usually live in apartments and sleep all day because they are tired from all night gangbangs.
Check out that hottie" "Woah bro don't even go near that, she's a C Street kind of woman.
by TurkCrete October 21, 2010
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C Sectioned A Mattress

A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.

The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.

The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).

The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
Person 1: “C Sectioned A Mattress”

Person 2: “The fuck?”

Person 3: “Bro think he Fintan or Sheamus”
by FAT KHUNT September 29, 2022
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