puerto rican breakfast

put a raw egg in a girls pussy and eat it out

hey some hot chick can i give you a puerto rican breakfast and she's like what is that and i said it is were a put a raw egg in your pussy and eat it out.

by james hatch May 8, 2007

tokyo breakfast

An unaired TV pilot featuring a group of Japanese people who say 'nigga!' a lot.

The stock market is one crazy nigga, nigga!

by matt February 3, 2004

a dog's breakfast

Very simply -- Vomit.

Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?

Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).

Sharon was totally out of control at my bachelorette party -- she really made a dog's breakfast of herself!

by K & K FAN August 7, 2006

breakfast burrito

The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.

"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"

by CowboySven July 6, 2004

cowboy breakfast

A leak and a look around

We were in a hurry, so we only had time for a cowboy breakfast.

by JasonQG December 30, 2007

english breakfast

When you punch out somebody's teeth and then force them to perform oral sex on you.

Victoria: "Waiter, I'd like a full english breakfast please."

Waiter: "That's disgusting."

by timaustin January 22, 2009

continental breakfast

Sexual act involving Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch is smashed up and put inside of the vagina, and then the woman is fucked until the man ejaculates inside of her. The resulting combination of sperm and cereal is then squeezed out into a bowl and eaten.

Example #1: My hoe just picked up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the store, so it's time for a continental breakfast.

Example #2: That bitch tried to get me to eat her continental breakfast after we fucked, so I slapped her and told her to get out.

by Big K Nasty September 16, 2009