Ballon Sword

A ballon sword is a typo for balloon sword, but you're either in a hurry or you are fucking stupid.

How many ballon swords you got, Cooper? I need to shove one in my ass.

by MayMay Aint Slick August 23, 2016

Bollocks

1.An exclaimation.
2.Testicals.
3.Used to describe something that wasn't good.

1.'Argh! Bollocks! I'm stuck!'
2.'She whacked him in the bollocks!'
3.'Paris Hilton's acting is complete bollocks!'

by Roxy411 August 24, 2005

cunty bolloks

the term given to an irritating twat,someone whos gettin up your nose,a gloating no good bastard...

hey cunty bolloks any more er that ill give u a good pounding....

by beatnek October 15, 2007

Corn balloon

The act of forcing air through the rectum to make an air bubble in the lower intestine, preformed mostly in prison

Man you dont want to go to jail, they corn ballon you like its a fuckin' parade

by bibliotecha January 28, 2003

Dizzy Balloon

Pop band from Piedmont, CA, leaded by singer Petros (Pronounced "Petro") Anastos Prastacos, who recently came out as a homosexual.

Did you hear that guy Petros from Dizzy Balloon is gay?

Yeah.

by snitchesisbitches December 4, 2009

bollox

mans testicles, or something that you find is total CRAP!

Now thats bollox that is.And I dont give two fucking hairy bollox wot you think!!!!! You Slaaaaaaaaaaags!

by Samantha Williams April 30, 2006

Red Balloon

A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.

Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.

by The Herb and Company September 29, 2004