Chalk Board

Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.

Those two bitches got chalk boarded last night. See my name is on their stomachs.

by JAD October 6, 2003

board

If youre down to do something

im so board to go out tonihgt

by DDGREATSKUA October 22, 2006

Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

by Roardawg August 3, 2017

Boardgasm

You see someone do a skateboarding trick so good you have an orgasm.

That 360 hardflip down the stairset was so good I just had a boardgasm.

by zack mcadoo May 7, 2008

board bunnie

a really really hot girl who's great at snowboarding, surfing, or possibly skateboarding. either way they could be any but gorgeous too

Snowboarder1: damn did you just see that jump!
Snowboarder2: ya man that was so sick!
Snowboarder1: holy shit dude that's a chick! she's hot too!
Snowboarder2: wow, a total board bunnie

by xxpolynormalxx January 21, 2009

board bang

When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.

Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?

Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.

by The Snoofer July 21, 2014

Board of Directors

A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.

I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!

by Hiraigami:Flying Lightning God May 23, 2020