Country Blumpkin 

Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.

Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.

Country Blumpkin by Kltom71 September 6, 2013

vagina blumpkin 

This is an adventurous woman who performs this act of taking a shit in front of her partner while her partner is sucking off her pussy. Much like the original blumpkin .

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vagina blumpkin by el borracho October 30, 2013

hillbilly blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blowjob while chewing tobacco and deficating simultainiusly

Dude he got a hillbilly blumpkin in fourth period.

hillbilly blumpkin by Bigtimmy6789754 November 19, 2015

Upside down blumpkin 

69ing while taking a dump.

It felt so good getting an upside down blumpkin yesterday man.

Upside down blumpkin by MissBoleyn January 10, 2012

Ohio thunder-blumpkin 

The Ohio thunder-blumpkin is the process of receiving a blumpkin ( getting head while taking a shit ) as both parties involved make loud, Guteral noises.

Guy 1: hey man, me and Julie did the Ohio thunder-blumpkin last night

Guy 2: now that’s epic

Ohio thunder-blumpkin by One of the big men November 18, 2018

Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin

The act of receiving anal sex while vomiting simultaneously.

A.K.A.- U.D.R.B.

Sheila used that new strap-on today to give me an Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin and I lost my Lo-Mein. It resembled Heart Worms.

Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin by Wayde Allen Smith December 24, 2008

Reverse blumpkin

the process where a male excretes in that of a females mouth while jerking off.

omg i totaly reverse blumpkind that hoe in the alley

Reverse blumpkin by beelzebabe July 29, 2011