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Pizza Face Blowjob

When you receive head from a girl who has a severe acne problem. Often times, her acne is more red and puffy than your erection.
That girl needs to go to the dermatologist before I get a pizza face blowjob.
by AnselmoJr December 28, 2009
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Hair tie Blowjob

When a woman gives a man head and wraps her hair around the base of his penis for additional friction.
Your hair is far too short for a hair tie blowjob!
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All American Blowjob

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you slap one of her cheeks tell its red, make her choke on your cock tell she turns blue, then jizz all I've her face, thus making her face red white and blue
My girlfriend and I tried the all American blowjob yesterday
by Jcool78 January 8, 2014
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Shit Dick Blowjob

Whenever a companion of yours recieves anal pleasure from his partner then recieves oral pleasure with globs of shit on their dick but that lady does not mind besides its her shit to begin with.
Ben: DUDE! Guess what Sarah did to me the other day??

Alex: What?

Ben: SHE GAVE ME A SHIT DICK BLOWJOB!

Alex: ew
by Zykos and Blackwolf June 29, 2011
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Post Blowjob Syndrome

The almost instantaneous feeling of drowsiness that occurs after receiving a blowjob, usually followed by a deep and content sleep. It generally pisses girls off.
A: Yo, what happened last night?
M: You got Post Blowjob Syndrome and fell asleep, fucking bastard!
by Abdallah Chamas June 13, 2008
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juice box blowjob

The act of blowing air through the straw in a juice box and then juice proceeds to shoot out of the straw.
Capri Suns are the best to give juice box blowjobs to. When you blow air into them they will ejaculate back juice
by wertyvv September 11, 2011
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under-stall blowjob

An under-stall blowjob is the dick-sucking a guy can get if he he shows his boner to the dude in an adjacent stall in a men's room.
When Matt and I visit the Colorado Springs malls and play Game of Thrones, I always get several under-stall blowjobs!
by eda-skip October 4, 2021
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