BlumpleMateen

A blumpkin, in which after, the giver shows an expression of satisfaction, somewhat similar to Supersonics PG Mateen Cleaves's.

During my trip to Seattle, i find the people there are professionals at making coffee and giving blumplemateens.

by Eddie Valente July 30, 2006

Kentucky Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while simultaneously defecating. After defecating, the individual performing the oral sex then engages the defecator in anal-oral sex, effectively removing any residual feces.

I haven't taken a better shit since that Kentucky Blumpkin.

by Suckthisbitch March 15, 2010

munchkin blumpkin

a small, surprising event that takes place in a movie which elevates a good movie to greatness

The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Blumpkin

Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.

By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!

by Loremann March 22, 2012

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin'

An event when two couples receive phalacio while defecating in the bowl and in the tank.

"Yo Dawg, did you hear Shaniqua was in a Upper Decker Double Blumpkin' last night?'

by mrButters April 23, 2009

blump

1. the bowel movement you have not long after devouring a Blimpie submarine sandwich with the works, invented on a buy one get one night in The BronxNYC

King: my boy in castle hill hooks up mos mayo, oil, chz all that shit Mondays...its worth the Tuesday morning blump
Player King: bet

by JR Reden Bacher February 10, 2009

Blumpkin extrodinaire

(n.) the act of a female giving oral sex to the chodal area of a male, while he is taking a shit

As I finally sat on my throne, Mrs. Smith stopped by for a blumpkin extrodinaire

by Matt Holley November 4, 2003