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by luke chatelain & dave shchlossman January 12, 2004
Get the Janky Bastard mug.Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.
by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006
Get the twos on a bastard mug.Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.
1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"
2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."
2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."
by mike2sheds March 25, 2007
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