A male or female you keep around in the case that you become desperate causing you to lower your standards and will go for anyone. You lead them on but never get anywhere with them unless they are needed. Also known as Playing
I haven't been with anyone in a while and I'm becoming desperate (ship sinking) but I have a back up plan to save me,(the person), I'll just go to my Life Boat.
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A group of fucking liars who dragged John Kerry's name through the dirt on two false accusations:
1: "John Kerry never did anything heroic in Vietnam"
Acatually, John Kerry jumped off his swiftboat during a firefight to rescue a crew member who had falled overboard. And why don't you tell me about W's heroism while AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard?
2: "John Kerry betrayed his country"
Oh yeah? Let me tell you this. Out of concern for the troops being killed in Vietnam, John Kerry joined Vietnam Vets Against the War. John Kerry saw his country making a mistake and said so. That is patriotism. The "my country right or wrong" attitude is ignorance on par with medeival peasants.
1: "John Kerry never did anything heroic in Vietnam"
Acatually, John Kerry jumped off his swiftboat during a firefight to rescue a crew member who had falled overboard. And why don't you tell me about W's heroism while AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard?
2: "John Kerry betrayed his country"
Oh yeah? Let me tell you this. Out of concern for the troops being killed in Vietnam, John Kerry joined Vietnam Vets Against the War. John Kerry saw his country making a mistake and said so. That is patriotism. The "my country right or wrong" attitude is ignorance on par with medeival peasants.
Swift Boat Veterans for Truth sent out it's slanderous ads without the authorization of Bush? Bullshit.
by Jonzo the Weasel August 15, 2006
Get the swift boat veterans for truth mug.A person who wears ralph lauren polo shirts, tight khaki shorts, and drapes a creme sweater over their shoulders. Usually wears Timberland loafers, looking like a right cunt. Probably called Piers or Tarquin, or, if American, Chet, Todd, Ty or Reynolds.
'Hey look at that chap over there drinking the martini and pretending to be considerably richer than us'.
'Yeah - Boat Cunt.'
'Agreed.'
'Yeah - Boat Cunt.'
'Agreed.'
by jimiusm September 11, 2006
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by Shadow of Time April 25, 2010
Get the Boat mug.A condition which is associated with the sensation of feeling bloated and miserable, usually brought on through the excess consumption of alcohol and going 'big game hunting'. Effects can vary, though at their most severe, can lead to 'blockages' and 'compaction' for durations of up to several weeks. This condition gained noteriety during the summer of 2008 when MD suffered from a 'moat' for 2 weeks.
Fuck's sake, you boys speak so much crap.... 5 mins later... Ugh, massive bloat the moat.
I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.
Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.
I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.
Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.
by Tyskie81 February 2, 2009
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Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.
by inkmarqued March 28, 2009
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