by otfbarbie November 24, 2022
Get the bpl mug.When you drink a glass of prune juice and you have a bowel movement that seeps out slowly and you just can't get it to stop. A true BP is when the state of your gastrointestial system is (B)eyond (P)epto. The stool is generally dark in color and is reminiscent of the crude oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Depending on one's hygeine, dead crabs may end up in the toilet as well.
Chris: Yo, why'd you give me those prunes?
Mike: They are good for you bro!
Chris: My rectum is pullin' a BP right now!
Mike: They are good for you bro!
Chris: My rectum is pullin' a BP right now!
by Hadito Rodrigo Consuelo July 8, 2010
Get the Pullin' a BP mug.How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
Get the Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) mug.This is a mental disorder that is characterised by turbulant relationships with others. BPDs often instigate arguements just for the sake of the conflict.
by Eifflull June 25, 2006
Get the BPD mug.The act of receiving a large amount of cash from BP. Recipients usually were not at all affected financially by the spill but hit the BP lotto when BP was distributing cash loosely to keep peoples minds off the catastrophe they created.
"Check out Jim's new 30k ride!", Craig exclaims. "Doesn't Jim just work part time at Burger King?" queried David. "Not anymore he quit his job once he got BP rich and just rides around all day" says Craig.
by TonyBaloneyfromBP March 5, 2011
Get the BP rich mug.Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms
Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!
Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.
Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.
by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012
Get the BP Disaster mug.Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."
Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"
Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"
Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."
by yugiohfan2010 June 19, 2010
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