Awksward

awksward; a situation being so awkward you feel the need to place a 's' in the middle of the word.

well this is awksward....

by r00neyD September 20, 2011

Awksward

1. An annoying way of saying awkward. Often used by gingers in denial.

2. 'Orcswood' is a type of wood used to make furniture by orcs in Lord of the Rings.

Well this is awksward...

by Jenni<3 June 29, 2011

akward turtle

a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence. most popularly used in the lower portin of westchester (yonkers, hartsdale, bronxville) but suprisingly unknown, for the most part, in places like scarsdale and eastchester. the proper hand motion is your hand one on top the other palms up, thumbs moving in a circular motion. many people do it with the palms facing down which is CLEARLY wrong and classless. (see akward uterus, the retarted turtle)

so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from Maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?!?

by chyll July 20, 2007

awkwad

The act of being awkward while receiving a wad of ejaculatory fluids to the face.

Naomi was being awkward whilst Jeremy facialized her soft, beautiful face, therefore making her awkwad.

by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006

Awkwad

An awkwardly timed and/or placed wad of semen

Yeah man I blew an awkwad right in her ear

by Derek James Shilo Stone July 11, 2011

Awkwardo

Adjective: A descriptive term used when a person or situation makes you feel both awkward and weird.

(ôk -wr - do)

Jen: "How'd the date go?"
Alice: "Horrible, he was a total Awkwardo."
Jen: "That bad?"
Alice: "He asked if he could tattoo my name on his dick."

by PDtrad113 September 18, 2013

Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"

Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent

by notamorningperson June 25, 2009