Anal Beard

The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.

"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"

by Anal Beard King January 13, 2010

Anal Jackson

During anal sex, the male ejaculates on the back of the neck of his partner, resembling the mullet of country music star Alan Jackson.

After Stevie B gave Laura the Anal Jackson, she started singing "Little Bitty."

by The Beef September 24, 2005

Anal Volcano

While having anal sex, the guy cums in your ass. The girl then procedes to fart it back on the guy.

Man last night Trish gave me an Anal Volcano!

by jsimm89 March 11, 2007

Anal Kisses

The act of kissing or licking your partner's asshole

"Everyone under the age of 20 shall receive my anal kisses."

by Kenny Berry June 20, 2008

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

by Hunter October 23, 2004

anal babies

after anal sex with a woman semen leaks out of the anus and down to the vagina, the woman then uses the juices as a lube and masturabtes with it thus ending with her getting pregnant

Jerry you kids are all anal babies.

by Friley July 30, 2006

Anal Probe

1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe

ex
1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..

by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010