Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

Hungry for wet

Thirsty

D: I'm hungry for wet, so I must consume water from the H2O pipe.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

Wet Wally

A wet Willy but up the nose

I gave my friend a wet willy at the same time I gave him a wet Wally l

by Theseboya June 25, 2018

Wet Gumbo

Boning a chick atop a stack of Dell R620s in the hot aisle of your cabinet rows in a co-location facility, and then doing some cable management.

After I racked all those Cisco routers, I gave that security woman the wet gumbo.

by therealwetgumbo August 31, 2016

Wet Turkey

A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.

I wet turkey your mother last night.

by Julien martinez October 14, 2017

Wet Note

A sung note, guaranteed to make your panties wet. Usually with a very deep voice.

You've heard of the "brown note," right? 1:25 is the lesser known but much more pleasent "wet note." - Jessie Nebulous. Comment on 'Repo! The Genetic Opera- 21st Century Cure

by Onveena October 3, 2018