The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

by ReconFreak May 23, 2022

Emo kiss

The act of emo couples slitting their partners wrist for them

Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear that Jennifer and Caleb emo kissed last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, that shit is weird as hell.”

by Sp0rgus July 06, 2022

rage kiss

When you're mad at someone and you just want to kiss him or her with rage.

- Fuck you.
- Fuck off.
- Let me fuck you!
- Deal.
*rage kiss*

by @gal December 18, 2015

Coochie Kiss

To give an individual a kiss on the vagina

“hey Tiffany, you want a side of coochie kiss with that dick?”

by coochie crusader June 27, 2019

Fairy kiss

Sneezing on someone's anus during oral sex.

Dude, I was going down on her and I wound up giving her a fairy kiss because her pubic hair got in my nose!

by Queef Queen September 03, 2019

dolphin kisses

When you take a poop in a fresh porta potty and the blue water splashes your butthole.

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.

by SlipperySlippers August 14, 2019

first kiss

the thing I had today, October 20th 2023 at 7:57 pm.

“I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”

by Malic.E.Acid October 21, 2023