delicious gimorma
by Malic.E.Acid October 29, 2023
person A “lol monkey boy monkey boy monkey boy” (white)
person B “*the n word* lol” (black)
person C “monkey boy!!” (White)
me -thinking- “shut the fuck up you annoying shits, open up your fucking biology textbooks and go to hell” (also white)
me - what I actually say - “shut up you guys are so annoying, read the room.”
person B “*the n word* lol” (black)
person C “monkey boy!!” (White)
me -thinking- “shut the fuck up you annoying shits, open up your fucking biology textbooks and go to hell” (also white)
me - what I actually say - “shut up you guys are so annoying, read the room.”
by Malic.E.Acid November 12, 2023
the place my grandparent’s grandparents or whatever the fuck founded, if ur a cousin and ur looking this up, hey, it’s Maddie.
“Holtville is a place.”
by Malic.E.Acid January 09, 2024
me :3
by Malic.E.Acid October 21, 2023
something that isn’t the answer. please don’t do it. I know you’re struggling. I know shits hard. I love you though. I’m just a stranger on the internet but I love you so much. Your life is worth living. Please don’t end it. You’re so magical and amazing and wonderful.
Person 1 : “I wanna fucking kill myself.”
Person 2 : “Don’t. I love you so much and I couldn’t live without you. Suicide isn’t the answer.”
Or
Person 1 : “I’ve been thinking about committing suicide.”
Person 2 : “The National crisis line for the USA is 988, it’s available 24 hours a day and you can text or call.”
Person 2 : “Don’t. I love you so much and I couldn’t live without you. Suicide isn’t the answer.”
Or
Person 1 : “I’ve been thinking about committing suicide.”
Person 2 : “The National crisis line for the USA is 988, it’s available 24 hours a day and you can text or call.”
by Malic.E.Acid October 21, 2023
“I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”
by Malic.E.Acid October 21, 2023